Available Scents:
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Cookie Crumbs – An entire package of store-bought cookies, crushed into a fine dust, and sprinkled throughout the house.
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Dry Shampoo – A lovely floral scent, with a hint of aerosol and flakiness.
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Family Picture Day – A blend of tears, fake smiles, matching outfits and a flask of cabernet wine. (Cabernet Scent)
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Go Ask Your Father – The elusive scent of cologne and responsibility.
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Hiding in the Closet – The scent of a margarita being sipped in a dark, quiet place.
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Laundry Mountain – The smell of freshly washed clothes that were never worn to begin with.
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Memories of a Shower – Dreams of a long, hot, steamy shower, with expensive shampoo and luxury soap, while settling for another day of baby wipes and dry shampoo.
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MomMomMomMimosa – Orange juice, champagne, and an aspirin.
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Reheated Coffee – Dark roast coffee, with a hint of breast milk, heated for the fourth time today.
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Shameless Bribes - A lovely blend of chocolate, mom guilt, and manipulation.
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Suspicious Silence – Mystery Scent. Because you never know what you’ll find when the kids are quiet.
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Touched Out – A relaxing lavender and lime, without any boundaries or personal space.
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Stolen Treats - A mouthwatering blend of chocolate and peanut butter cups, stolen from its special hiding place in the frozen veggies bag.
** Due to the nature of natural soy wax, the wax may vary in texture and color.